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  • manderson
    01-04 12:18 PM
    If IV is successful with this 485 filing ability by 2/15 deadline thing... when does it become law and more importantly how soon can we file for 485 (before or after the CIR wars in Mach-September)?





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  • royus77
    06-15 07:21 PM
    There are reports that there are a huge backlog in medical examination appointments in certain areas. Currently, the USCIS requires the sealed medical report as the part of "initial evidence" for filing of I-485 applications. The attorneys here in Orlando asked the USCIS to change the current policy, allowing I-485 filers to file I-485 without the medical report. The USCIS took such request under advisement. Considering the fact that EB numbers could move backward again, such change of policy may be critically important for some filers.


    Its not confirmed yet so please cautious .. In Virgina there are couple of Doctors entertaining walkins..Please check who are near by DC metro .I finished my stufff in the morning after waiting for 3 hours ..
    Source

    immigration-law.com





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  • franklin
    08-24 02:46 PM
    As posted earlier in this thread "MOST" people will get FP notices. Sometimes minors do not

    (from I485 instruction form)
    5. Biometric services.
    If you are between the ages of 14 and 79, you must be fingerprinted as part of the USCIS biometric services requirement. After you have filed this application, USCIS will notify you in writing of the time and location where you must go to be fingerprinted. If necessary, may also take your photograph and signature. Failure to appear to be fingerprinted or for other biometric services may result in a denial of your application.





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  • techskill
    10-01 02:03 PM
    Did anybody fly recently in Lufthansa to India? I wanted to know whether you need transit visa.
    I have booked the tickets in Lufthansa to india in Dec.

    My travel agent says you dont need transit visa if you have AP.

    Since i have time now, i can apply nowif needed.

    Also please give me the details about the appln forms to apply for the transit visa.

    please advise.



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  • kopra
    09-19 03:59 PM
    I Agree...

    belive it or not, I knew that. I mean the part about the US, not the part about India as I don't hail from there.

    The point that I was trying to make but did not state clearly enough was that I feel that when one has a political agenda whether it is pro or anti immigration, children should be kept out of it. Labeling children like anchor babies is dehumanizing. I believe that when kids are involved, as human beings, everyone should always be concerned about their best interest rather than what our political view.

    This is why I hate the term anchor babies. The antis are willing to even dehumanize kids if it fits with their political view.





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  • alterego
    12-24 04:40 PM
    Without any changes to the current system, How many of us will be in a similar position in 3 yrs time?

    I am only asking this question since we all know how many of us are in the queue with PDs in 2001-2004 range. If 2800 per country EB category get out of this queue then, absent relief, this could easily be us in 3 yrs.



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  • Iamin
    05-28 09:04 AM
    Same thing with me. I have mailed my EAD renewal application to phoenix lockbox on 19-May. Checks not cashed and no email from USCIS yet. Not sure what's happening and why the delay.





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  • vdlrao
    07-16 12:21 AM
    I do not want to spoil the party fun but somewhere in my mind there is a lingering doubt. I read Ron Gotcher's post about August 2008 bulletin.

    http://immigration-information.com/forums/showthread.php?p=20233#post20233

    He says that Eb2 India will retrogress to 2003 or 2004.

    This is my opinion. TSC 485 processing time is July 17,2008. NSC 485 processing cut off date is July 28th, 2008. I don't know if CSC is still processing 485 EB applications but CSC EB processing cut off date on its website is April 04, 2006. The priority date for June 2007 bulletin was April 1st2004.

    Lot of big law firms filed 485's around August 1st because the date for filing 485's was extended to August 17th. So I think these 485's are still unadjudicated. Once they get adjudicated there would be retrogression. Analysts analyze. However the silver lining would be removal of concurrent processing of I-140 and I-485 which may give some additional EB 2 numbers next year.

    yes. there is a possibility of some retrogression for EB2 India/China in the comming bulletins. But that is just for few months and it might be a mild retrogression as long as there is horizontal fall outs of spill over visas.



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  • Dhundhun
    06-28 04:57 PM
    Update: I got the fingerprinting or ASC notice for both of us. So it seems things are moving.

    Good to hear.





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  • FinalGC
    07-09 03:44 PM
    i am too waiting for it.....Check after 530pm EST today or check tomorrow morning



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  • seekerofpeace
    09-23 10:34 AM
    Folks,
    It is worth trying but from my experience over the last 3 years of contacting congressman's office....it really is not that important.....I have heard that the congressman needs to be influential et al...that's nonsense...the congressman never gets to read ur mail...it goes to an immigration person mostly a junior staff member and he does what lawyers do thru AILA to get info on the case...they can neither expedite a case nor get valuable information for you...
    Regards,
    SoP





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  • roseball
    04-09 05:25 PM
    Thank you axp817 and roseball.

    My I 140 got approved just after moving to company B

    My old attoney only filed I485 with old labor and I 140.

    To summarize your case, you got your LC approved from company A and filed I-140. Then left company A and joined company B. You got your I-140 approved after joining company B so your attorney from company B applied I-485 based on the I-140 approval from company A. Did I get this right?

    If so, I hope you are not currently working on EAD. Only way you can save your I-485 petition is if you can get an offer letter from company A stating that you will be re-hired upon GC approval. I hope this is possible and I wish you good luck.



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  • centaur
    June 9th, 2005, 11:23 AM
    from www.kenrockwell.com (http://www.kenrockwell.com) , hope this will help

    There was a problem in the first two of seven D70s I've used. The focus calibration was off by about a tenth of a millimeter. This means that your images will not be focused on your subject, but instead on something somewhat behind your subject. Don't confuse this with the common mistake of having selected the wrong AF area or otherwise pointing the AF sensor to the side of your subject. Nikon of course will adjust this under warranty if it's a problem. With common f/3.5 and slower lenses it's not much of a problem, and at regular shooting apertures of f/8 or so its completely invisible. Some people incorrectly call this the "backfocus" problem.
    On the other hand, if you have fast lenses that alone cost more than the complete D70 kit and you shoot them wide open you ought to check your camera. My $1,700 28mm f/1.4 lens (http://www.kenrockwell.com/nikon/2814af.htm) wide open at f/1.4 was useless on two cameras, but of course OK at normal apertures. You won't see this through the finder. You have to look at the images at 100% on your computer. It's simply the image being focused on something just a little behind where it should have, which is usually invisible if you have enough depth of field, and of course Nikon will stand behind it if it really is a problem. The samples I've used in May 2004 now seem AOK and mine is perfect, even at f/1.4.

    Heck, my D70 focused better than any other camera I've owned, even with my f/1.4 lenses.

    Testing this is simple. Just go make at least a dozen photos with your lens wide open and look at the results at 100% on your computer. See if the camera really focused where it should have. If you haven't done this kind of test before there's the potential that your technique may be off and not looked for it before, but you get the idea. The only concern here is that you need to have the focus be where you put it.

    This miscalibration is the reason some people think their D70 images are soft. They aren't soft; they simply are focused on the wrong thing!

    If your camera is out of adjustment, which I only saw on some of the very first samples, of course it's covered under warranty. If you are crazy, like this guy here (http://dvdhelp.narod.ru/D70_back_focus.html) (look out, it's a slow loading page), you can use a nail to mess it up further and void your warranty at the same time. I don't have this much guts; the D70 has a year warranty and I know your camera isn't that old! On the other hand, I respect his innovative spirit and it's this pioneering spirit which makes him an honorary American as far as I'm concerned. Please use a real Allen wrench to make these adjustments, and remember that Nikon will do it correctly for you for free under warranty and probably clean your camera as well at the same time!





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  • gc_chahiye
    12-03 08:31 PM
    ... Although, USCIS will not give you a 3 year H1B extension because you have already filed AOS.
    ....

    not true. Irrespective of whether your 485 is filed or not, if your PD is not current, you can get a 3 year extension of your H1 if your I-140 is filed.
    Saying this based on personal experience, and this has also been clarified by USCIS in its FAQ. Your attorney needs to mention that and ask for 3 years when the extension request is made. If they request one, they'll get one.



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  • sc3
    11-24 07:13 PM
    Well hollow or shallow does it help you?

    hmhmh =------- NO!

    Stop questioning EB2 or EB3, they both represent EB community. Yes you maybe right about people thinking about EB2 faster thatn EB3,

    But have you followed the bulletin lately?

    And the ways things are going, do you really think EB 2 will clear fast and then EB3 will gain a faster movement?

    Golden Answer? NO

    Whether you like it or not, we need each other, the impact is always greater when the intensity applied to it is greater.


    You can keep thinking about how hollow you and I are, but the fact is we both need each other. Everyone see's us as EB community, not as EB2 or EB3,

    Most of those Morons don't even understand the difference between H1b and green cards,


    So get yourself to think EB community as a whole, not EB2 or EB3, or who benefits first?

    So, is that a yes on getting USCIS to follow the law? As I said, it is about getting USCIS to follow the law, it is not EB2/EB3 centric. Given that the demand for Eb3/EB2 that is going to see-saw, this should be an action item that will benefit EB on a whole, not a particular sub category.





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  • paskal
    10-24 06:28 PM
    see below
    also please be good anough to add some details to your profile, simple things like category, PD, country etc don't reduce your anonymity in any way

    Good Afternoon IV members,

    Best wishes to all of you who are seeking advice or are in a visa process of any sort.

    My question here if any one could kindly help me: I came to work in 2002 with a J1 visa, stayed for the 3 stipulated years under the J1 visa. I wanted to changed my visa for a H1B so I got a waiver, and then I went through the process the year that they had the lottery for H1B, I made the lottery, but sadly after paying all my fees, sending all the documents that my lawyer asked my employer for that time, I did not obtain an H1B.

    I do not understand this. The waiver H1 is specofically exempt from the H1B quota, why did you need the lottery? If you made the lottery though, why did you not get the H1B?

    Last year I could come back with another J1, I stayed in my country for 3 years, so my new employer applied for a J1 without using my waiver, as there was not need for it.

    Why did you not get an H1B this time?? Why come back on a J1 after all that history?

    Now my question, I do want to change my status from my present J1 to an H1B, and I would like to know if I can use the previous waiver that I obtain with my first J1 in order to waive the 2 year residency restriction on my present J1 so that I could apply for the H1B with a new employer?


    You cannot. The J1 is a "scarlet letter". Each time you take one, you need a waiver for it. You will have to get one again. By the way, did you have a physician J1? My answer about the H1B being exempt was based on that presumption.

    Any advice is greatly appreciated.

    Have a great weekend,

    Valle



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  • swamy
    12-10 10:25 AM
    As somebody said earlier, it's not right a forcing statement to make somebody donate. When I read the first reply of my email was not something which I asked advice but a dontation I was somewhat flustered. IT reached the limites when somebody mentioned cancel your trip of Bahamas and donate. Bharatpremi, I must say mind your own business, don't tell me what to do.

    On top people have repped in wierd ways as well.

    I would just say please mind your own business in these things if you don't want to give advice, dont act like some jerk and tell me what to do and what not to do..

    By the way I have already donated money in past before DC rally and will donate again.

    Please don't spoil the spirit of forum and try to act maturely!!!

    Bunch of losers. I am done with this forum.

    settle down kid - no need to get 'flustered' over my request to donate. trust me if i had known the answer to your question that wouldbve been part of my answer too. and you're the loser if you run away from such a terrific forum





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  • nogc_noproblem
    05-12 01:59 PM
    I have infact created a new thread sometime back specifically for EAD and AP direct filing address details.

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=18959





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  • Prophet
    05-17 07:44 PM
    :D sorry, habit - used to be a really active member of a forum for a game - got turned moderator aftr a lil wile as wel!
    nope, **** good english on site tho... well... after i replace the placeholder gobbledegook!! (eg. "bnusiksfb" to check evrythings werkin ;) )
    so ne word on wat my sql can actually b used for (i mean in greater detail) and y its so highly spoken of in these here forum parts? ;)

    Prophet.





    inthehole
    03-12 06:34 PM
    I still want to!

    Hi bomber,

    I am in the same situation. Did you received your receipt notice ?.





    BharatPremi
    12-09 01:50 PM
    Please donate that extra money meant for leisure to IV instead going to Bahama this year. You may help yourself doing this and that humble act may get your GC quick and thus enable you to enjoy cruises to Bahama every year without worrying about Visa validity and time lines.



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